On the First Day Of Christmas...

...my true love gave to me;  a Partridge in a Pear Tree a Turkey in a Palm Tree. 

Don't know the Nigerian version of the 12 Days Of Christmas Carol? Here goes...

12 babies crawling,

11 miles of traffic,

10 generators,

9 pastors praying,

8 guests arriving,

7 bags of Rice,

6 kegs of diesel,

5 yards of lace,

4 guinea fowls,

3 puff puff,

2 recharge cards,

and a turkey in a palm tree.

LOL! I need to meet whoever came up with those lyrics (although I tweaked a few lines).

What did Santa bring you? He brought me a story! At exactly midnight, the milk and cookies I put out disappeared and I got this cute story in my Christmas sock. Enjoy!

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To Be 8 Again!

I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my  wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since Christmas was not far off, I asked what she'd like to get as a present.

I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

By Christmas eve, I had it all planned. On Christmas morning, I arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! I put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later we staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside-down. I then took her to a McDonald's and ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home and collapsed into bed exhausted.

I leaned over my wife & with a big smile lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you |*$#*^@*#*!!!

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Oops! Why can't men ever understand women?

PS - Did you follow our steps to get slimmer before Christmas? {Click here if you missed it} How did it go? Share in the comments and don't forget to drink lots of water.

Merry Christmas!

Girlfriends.