6 Easy Steps To A Slimmer You Before Christmas!

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STEP 1 - Pray for your friends to get fat!

You’ll look and feel slimmer just being next to them. Encourage them to eat way more than they should and discourage them from getting any exercise ever!





The Fear

Did you ever see FRIENDS?




I'm a big big fan of the show. It's my default go-to TV show whenever I need a pick-me-up or have nothing better to do. Even when I'm busy with other things, I leave it playing in the background like music. I've seen all 10 seasons and each episode like a million times - I kid you not. Same with "Coming to America"  I can quote the entire movie(ok, maybe 98%) complete with the voices and accents. Ask my friends from High School, they'll tell you I earned the bragging rights!